Lady Gaga Has A New Man, And It’s Not Bradley Cooper Betches

After almost a year of speculation about whether Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper would get together, we can finally stop guessing. Things picked up steam when Lady Gaga broke off her engagement with Christian Carino in February, and we all remember the Oscars, when they were practically oozing horniness for each other. I really got my hopes up when Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk officially broke up earlier this summer, but it seems like it’s just not meant to be. …

3 Habits That Could Be Keeping You From Hitting Your Fitness Goals Betches

Not to sound like a Baby Boomer or anything, but we totally live in a time of instant gratification. Whether it’s a shirt you bought off Amazon, finding the love of your life, or seeing the results from a new diet and exercise routine, we all feel like we have to get the things we want immediately. But, just like you can’t rush USPS (no matter how many angry phone calls you make), you can’t rush your body. No matter …

The Nordstrom Anniversary Sale Has Fall Staples You’ll Want To Stock Up On Betches

Given how good the deals are from the Nordstrom Anniversary sale, it seems like the financially responsible thing to do here is just go ahead and order these great fall pieces now, before the price shoots back up. But, fair warning, everything is going super fast… it was actually tough to even write this article considering how quickly all the sizes keep selling out. So, if you like something, don’t hesitate. See it? Like it? Want it? You got it…if …

Instagram Deleted A Ton Of Meme Accounts Betches

If waking up and realizing that your Instagram account has been deleted is your worst nightmare, imagine how you would feel if running a meme page was your full-time job. Last week, Instagram conducted a purge of over 30 popular meme accounts, deleting the pages for violating the app’s terms and services. Meme accounts have become more and more popular as Instagram has grown as a platform, and Instagram is at a crossroads in terms of regulating them. Let’s go …

The Most Garbage Men To Compete On ‘The Bachelorette’, Ranked Betches

The BacheloretteBecause it’s a TV show designed to bring in viewers, obviously the producers try to pick contestants that will bring the drama. But lately, instead of bringing the drama, they have been bringing the sex offenders, the racists, the cheaters, and the misogynists. I’m not sure if they’re stupid or just don’t give a sh*t. One day I’d like to investigate that, so if you’re a producer please hit me up, and also I’m sorry I just called you …

Blessed By Venus: Weekend Horoscopes July 26-28 Betches

We’ve survived Cancer season and we’re moving into, you guessed it, Leo season. How appropriate that an emotionless version of The Lion King just graced theaters, too! Venus is in and around our signs this week, which spells out better romance for most of us. Overall, the planets seem to have our backs this weekend and are less sh*tty for our outlooks than in weeks past. Shout about your romantic life from the rooftops, Leo. Not literally. But seriously, it’s …

Eclipse Energy: Weekly Horoscopes July 15-19 Betches

Strap in everybody, because this Tuesday features the year’s only full moon eclipse in Capricorn, meaning your productivity will be at freshman-year-studying-on-Adderall levels. Make your to-do list now and get to crossing things off, because this ability to not procrastinate on everything in your life will fade as quickly as the full moon. You know that thing you’ve been procrastinating for months because you’re just too lazy to do it? Not this week! The lunar eclipse has supersized your ability …

Return Of The Jezebels: The Handmaids Tale Recap Betches

There are two episodes left of Handmaid’s Tale season three, which is really too bad because I feel like they are just hitting their stride. It took us 10 episodes to figure out wtf this season was going to be about, but now we have it: June is going to help get an assload of kids out of Gilead. Feel like that could have been introduced in episode one. We open on muffins. 52 muffins, to be exact. Each one …

This Influencer Is Accusing Kylie Of Copying Her Naked Pic Betches

In the world of influencers on Instagram, it’s hard to believe that anyone really has original ideas anymore. There are only so many different poses you can use for your thirst traps, and at a certain point, it’s all been done. It’s great that we have accounts like Diet Prada calling out when actual creatives like designers and photographers get their work copied, but posing on the beach isn’t a talent. This week, Kylie Jenner was in Turks & Caicos …

‘Big Little Lies’ Season 2 Finale Recap: Big Little Blue Balls Betches

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Well, we made it. It’s the series finale of  and I just woke up from a frosé- and heat stroke-incuded nap to watch how all of the insanity of this season plays out. Is Renata going to leave her piece of sh*t husband? Will Celeste go full Ted Bundy in court? WTF is happening to Bonnie? By the end of this recap, we’ll know all. Some of us have hated this season, but we can all come …